parkingpowersactivate:

((okay so warning: massive amounts of sarcasm))

OMG GAIZ AQUAMAN SUKZ!!11!11!11

pffft, he lifted a building and saved thousands of lives before, so what?

hold up is that superman

seriously is that supeman

oh okay yeah that’s superman

well shit

okay he stabbed darkseid in the eyes, all darkseid has ever done was fuck up the entire justice league, no big deal

all he can do is talk to fi—summon great white sharks

yeah who needs to be bulletproof?

and we all know how useless being bulletproof is right?

wait did he just lift a cruise liner

and a city block

and whatever the fuck that was

okay, I hope you learned your lesson, Aquaman does not suck, fuck raj he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and good day uwu